anyone know any chevy ones?
chevy jokes
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highboy73
, Jan 11 2005 11:38 AM
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Posted 12 January 2005 - 09:08 AM
I am sure everybody has heard the one "On a quiet night you can hear a ford rust" well it might be true but "It doesnt have to be a quiet night to here a chevy rust".
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Posted 14 January 2005 - 06:38 AM
heres a big list of em that I got from fordf150.net
Chevrolet
-Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
-Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Run On Luck Every Time
-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
"Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too."
Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my
Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.
Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?
Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.
Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A. Fill up the gas tank.
Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
A. Customized.
Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
A. Turn the engine off.
Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two Fords
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.
CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed
CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
GMC= Garage Man's Companion
GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming
GMC= Gay Mans Chariot
GM= General Mistake
GM= Glued Metal
IROC= I Run On Credit
IROC= I'm a retard out cruising
IROC= Idiotic retard Out Cruising
IROC= I'd Rather Own a Corvette
IROC= I reek of cologne
IROC= I really own crap
Z28= Zippy 2.8 Liter
SS= Super Slow
RS - Really Slow
CORVETTE= Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, Technically Troubled Engine.
Chevrolet
-Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
-Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Run On Luck Every Time
-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
"Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too."
Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my
Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.
Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?
Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.
Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A. Fill up the gas tank.
Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
A. Customized.
Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
A. Turn the engine off.
Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two Fords
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.
CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed
CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
GMC= Garage Man's Companion
GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming
GMC= Gay Mans Chariot
GM= General Mistake
GM= Glued Metal
IROC= I Run On Credit
IROC= I'm a retard out cruising
IROC= Idiotic retard Out Cruising
IROC= I'd Rather Own a Corvette
IROC= I reek of cologne
IROC= I really own crap
Z28= Zippy 2.8 Liter
SS= Super Slow
RS - Really Slow
CORVETTE= Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, Technically Troubled Engine.
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Posted 11 August 2006 - 04:10 PM
I was laughing at the jokes, I love the acronyms...and my wife is like "what's so funny that you have to laugh so loud and interrupt my studying?" She is doing distance learning on the other computer...man those are great, can't wait to use them. 
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Posted 26 August 2006 - 08:26 PM
A guy in a bar in texas smoking a cigar and wearing a cowboy hat is showing off about how rich he is and how much land he owns. A young guy is tired of the crap the guy is talking and goes over to him and says "how much land do you exactly own?". The rich texan replies "Well son, if I get in my truck to drive, at sunrise, I still wont be at the other end of my property at sunset" and the young guy goes "Yeah I know what you mean, I used to drive a chevy too"
Friends Dont Let Friends drive Chevys
Friends Dont Let Friends drive Chevys
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Posted 31 July 2009 - 02:27 PM
I just found this site while searching for jokes to throw at my Silver-Dildo driving son-in-law! Cool site! Love My Fords!
The best Chevy joke I heard while working at the Ford Truck Plant in Louisville, Ky. was,
Did you know that 90% of all Chevy Trucks ever built are still on the road?
The other 10% made it home!
The best Chevy joke I heard while working at the Ford Truck Plant in Louisville, Ky. was,
Did you know that 90% of all Chevy Trucks ever built are still on the road?
The other 10% made it home!
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 01:35 PM
I am sure everybody has heard the one "On a quiet night you can hear a ford rust" well it might be true but "It doesnt have to be a quiet night to here a chevy rust". more like it doesnt have to be a quiet night to hear a chevy ROT
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 04:50 PM
how do Gay guys come out to thier parents?
they say "I like Chevys"
unless thier a gay japenese guy
then they say
"Ilike Toyotas"
they say "I like Chevys"
unless thier a gay japenese guy
then they say
"Ilike Toyotas"
Edited by FordFreek95, 13 April 2010 - 08:13 AM.
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