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#21 Jeniffer

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 10:42 PM

Ya apart from knowing chevy we also know now fordy,hundy andmany more.

#22 Smokestax

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Posted 04 July 2011 - 09:37 AM

Did yall know Chevy really is the heartbeat of America!!!! Heck between Chevy and Obama, America's done had what..... Two heart attacks and three cartiac arrests?

#23 4x4king

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 12:20 PM

DODGE----------damn old dirty gas eater CHEVY---------------------cheapest heap everVisioned yet CAMARO--------- cant America make a real one BMW---------------------- big money waste
AUDI------------ accelerates under demonic influence GMC----------------- got mechanic coming
MOPAR------------------- most often passed at races VW---------------- very worthless
NISSAN------------------ now in some shitty automobile nightmare CHEVORLET--------------crappy hot-running engines very rusted out lose every time BUICK-------------------- big ugly indestructible car kings
HONDA----------------hand over dollars to Asians JEEP----------------junk eletrical (and) emissions parts
JAGUAR--------------- jews and germans usually argue retail OLDSMOBILE-------------- oh look dammit some massive oil burning idiots leaking everything GM------------ general mistake
FIAT--------------- failure in automotive technology

#24 Skitter302

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 07:35 PM

We should just call this the genral auto jokes thread :P

AUDI - Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc
TOYOTA - The One You Ought To Avoid
LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
BMW - Brings Me Women
FIAT - Failed Italian Attempt at Transportation
JEEP - Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
ACURA - Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
DODGE - Defective On Delivery Go Easy
FORD - F***'n Only Reliable Design

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#25 Ford_girls_rule

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Posted 09 September 2014 - 06:40 PM

Y'all are so funny!!! Love these!! My friends are all Chevy supporters so I am going to tell them these!! Who's laughing now!?



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