From http://www.robgalloway.com/page8b.htm
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Chevy, YOU ride in it!!!"
Camaro
Can't America Make A Real One?
Several more are on that site
Prefered Make
Started by
avp12304
, Aug 15 2004 10:43 AM
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#22 Guest_BigNasty_*
Posted 28 August 2004 - 06:57 PM
From http://www.gaspumpcl...kes/051802f.cfm
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Can't Have Everything Vern, YaknowwhatImean?
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
GM:
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus
GMC:
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Can't Have Everything Vern, YaknowwhatImean?
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
GM:
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus
GMC:
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car
#23
Posted 29 August 2004 - 06:57 AM
I didnt know there were that many ways to name a gm or chevy!
1994 Eddie Bauer Bronco
http://ftw.truckmoxi...ery.ten?id=9316
http://ftw.truckmoxi...ery.ten?id=9316
#25 Guest_Bic_David_*
Posted 01 September 2004 - 07:37 PM
I like them all here and there. They all have good points and bad. I think I like the Body styles of Chevy's, And they have loads more after market mods. They also have better tranny's for towing. I never knock another persons ride. They spent there money on it and I feel it makes for more freindships to compare stuff instead of putting them down. besides whoever has the most money wins anyway's right?
#27
Posted 26 May 2009 - 02:41 PM
I have had em all . Since they all quit making trucks in the 90s . I had a 2000 dodge something every weekend
Same with a 50000 mile 04 chebby I had (2 months ) Toys there r none here in PA all were bought back (well mostly.)
Now jeep Before 04 yeppers
I voted dodge because I have them for plow trucks (can't buy F350 for what I pay for 2 dodges ) Never problem other than bodies fall off them ow and the vacuum front axle.
Same with a 50000 mile 04 chebby I had (2 months ) Toys there r none here in PA all were bought back (well mostly.)
Now jeep Before 04 yeppers
I voted dodge because I have them for plow trucks (can't buy F350 for what I pay for 2 dodges ) Never problem other than bodies fall off them ow and the vacuum front axle.
Parts is parts
#28
Posted 09 June 2009 - 06:02 PM
But what if we don't really like any of the other ones .There is no option listed that says.(None of the others matter cause they are not a Ford.)LOL!!!
1977 F-150 460 makeing around 400hp ( My Pride and Joy)Told the X wife she would go
C-6 with shift kit before the truck would
L&L headers with single chamber flowmasters and turn downs and L&L ladder bars
4in ruff country lift with a 2in body kift.
35x12.50-15 mud tires on 15x10 chrome and black modular rims
cd player,2 amps,2 600watt Sony 10s
4.10 gears with a locker in the rear
Future plans is to level it up .Hate the ass end sitting higher that the front.AND scrap the crappy C-6 for a manual.
1985 Bronco 427 small block
Small cam for the moment,all aluminam top end
max cool radator,headers and 2 1/2 exhast with flowmaster and echo tips
C-6 with a 208 transfer
33x12.50-15 all terrain tires
8000 warn winch and brush guard
Needs a 5 speed and a solid front axle liek it should have came!!!!!!!!
1995 Ford F-150 Extended cab 4x4
Stock 5.8 with E40D tranny
Push button 4x4
True dual exhaust with NO cat under it.
32x12.50x15 Maxxis mudders
220,000 miles and still runs like new.
Just needs a 5 speed in it and a solid front axle like it should have came!!!!
C-6 with shift kit before the truck would
L&L headers with single chamber flowmasters and turn downs and L&L ladder bars
4in ruff country lift with a 2in body kift.
35x12.50-15 mud tires on 15x10 chrome and black modular rims
cd player,2 amps,2 600watt Sony 10s
4.10 gears with a locker in the rear
Future plans is to level it up .Hate the ass end sitting higher that the front.AND scrap the crappy C-6 for a manual.
1985 Bronco 427 small block
Small cam for the moment,all aluminam top end
max cool radator,headers and 2 1/2 exhast with flowmaster and echo tips
C-6 with a 208 transfer
33x12.50-15 all terrain tires
8000 warn winch and brush guard
Needs a 5 speed and a solid front axle liek it should have came!!!!!!!!
1995 Ford F-150 Extended cab 4x4
Stock 5.8 with E40D tranny
Push button 4x4
True dual exhaust with NO cat under it.
32x12.50x15 Maxxis mudders
220,000 miles and still runs like new.
Just needs a 5 speed in it and a solid front axle like it should have came!!!!
#29
Posted 26 September 2009 - 09:05 PM
lol i like that, anyone else know anymore dissing chevy or gmc?
Yea there are plenty
GMC Garage Man's Companion
Gay Man's Chevy
Gotta Mechanic Coming
hold on I'll find a link to some of the more popular Manufactors Acronyms
My personal favorite. Due to a dishonest Chevy Dealer (go figure they can't sell the junk straight) Name of Dealership Ray Durdin
F##k Ol' Ray Durdin
http://www.donsautop...utoacronyms.htm
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