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highboy73
, Jan 11 2005 11:38 AM
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Posted 01 February 2013 - 12:20 PM
DODGE----------damn old dirty gas eater CHEVY---------------------cheapest heap everVisioned yet CAMARO--------- cant America make a real one BMW---------------------- big money waste
AUDI------------ accelerates under demonic influence GMC----------------- got mechanic coming
MOPAR------------------- most often passed at races VW---------------- very worthless
NISSAN------------------ now in some shitty automobile nightmare CHEVORLET--------------crappy hot-running engines very rusted out lose every time BUICK-------------------- big ugly indestructible car kings
HONDA----------------hand over dollars to Asians JEEP----------------junk eletrical (and) emissions parts
JAGUAR--------------- jews and germans usually argue retail OLDSMOBILE-------------- oh look dammit some massive oil burning idiots leaking everything GM------------ general mistake
FIAT--------------- failure in automotive technology
AUDI------------ accelerates under demonic influence GMC----------------- got mechanic coming
MOPAR------------------- most often passed at races VW---------------- very worthless
NISSAN------------------ now in some shitty automobile nightmare CHEVORLET--------------crappy hot-running engines very rusted out lose every time BUICK-------------------- big ugly indestructible car kings
HONDA----------------hand over dollars to Asians JEEP----------------junk eletrical (and) emissions parts
JAGUAR--------------- jews and germans usually argue retail OLDSMOBILE-------------- oh look dammit some massive oil burning idiots leaking everything GM------------ general mistake
FIAT--------------- failure in automotive technology
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Posted 04 April 2013 - 07:35 PM
We should just call this the genral auto jokes thread 
AUDI - Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc
TOYOTA - The One You Ought To Avoid
LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
BMW - Brings Me Women
FIAT - Failed Italian Attempt at Transportation
JEEP - Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
ACURA - Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
DODGE - Defective On Delivery Go Easy
FORD - F***'n Only Reliable Design
AUDI - Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc
TOYOTA - The One You Ought To Avoid
LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
BMW - Brings Me Women
FIAT - Failed Italian Attempt at Transportation
JEEP - Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
ACURA - Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
DODGE - Defective On Delivery Go Easy
FORD - F***'n Only Reliable Design
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